Andrew's `Quote` Gallery

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Water Splashed Around “I just feel like we do a lot and I should just say no by default most of the time.”
2 Sept 2026· · ·
Worst He's Ever Been “A small piece of quiet is probably all I need for dinner.”
30 Aug 2026· ·
The Red That Won't Stay Down “Don't let Steve get in the way.”
21 Aug 2026· · ·
The Hand in the Hallway “It doesn't exist until she can see it in her mind.”
17 Aug 2026· · ·
The Lamp Left On “The objective here is to rebuild an income stream for them since Dad's no longer capable of working”
16 Aug 2026· ·
The First Pair He'd Ever Really Liked “People who think "nerd" or "geek" are insults are usually just trying to make fun of people who put in effort or care about something and about getting good results.”
15 Aug 2026· · ·
The Odds Were Perfect “Being bored sometimes is healthy. / How so? / It gives your brain time to process things you've learned or time to come up with something new. In fact, parents who let children use screens to alleviate all moments of boredom are irresponsible. Those children may grow up to be non-creative thinkers which can lead to a boring life.”
14 Aug 2026· · ·
Campfire in Winter “I don't reckon I spent fifty dollars in my entire childhood at the dairy. / You're spending fifty dollars a week.”
13 Aug 2026· · ·
The Weight of Small Requests “We say please and thank you to everyone. Always. / Why? / Everyone deserves the same level of respect unless they show us they don't. We are better than nobody, and nobody else is better than us.”
12 Aug 2026· ·
The Backwards Hoodie Theorem “It's pretty amazing how uh little it can take sometimes to just feel way better.”
4 Aug 2026· · ·
The Sentence That Never Finished “I'd love to set up a cycle of it actually doing this by itself.”
3 Aug 2026· · ·
The Wrong Order Worked Fine “Whenever I make a powerade, it doesn't taste good. / Right, so I'll go make a couple powerades and see you shortly.”
2 Aug 2026· · ·
The Logic of Staying Home “I used to want to be on the school board. / I do not want to do that again. Because I will just see opportunities for automation everywhere and I won't get any work done.”
31 Jul 2026· · ·
The Open Door Doesn't Close Itself “He's at a critical and impressionable age and I would really like to stay tight. / / This is hard at the moment because he seems to just think of me as the guy who won't buy him an e-bike.”
26 Jul 2026· · ·
Listening for the Lost Things “I can forgive the misunderstanding right here and now. But I meant "be quick", we do not have time for you to have a shower.”
25 Jul 2026· ·
The Sovereign Morning “I do feel slightly crazy for considering going on a road trip with a two year old.”
23 Jul 2026· · ·
Suspended Measures “Technically feasible is what we need to start with.”
22 Jul 2026· ·
Thirteen Flights to the Pitch “Because you can run real far in the wrong direction.”
20 Jul 2026· · ·
We Had a Speak in the House “The only people it's gonna replace is the ones who simply won't use it.”
19 Jul 2026· · ·
The Whole Noodle Morning “Mummy, I'm sad. / / She would have liked him.”
18 Jul 2026· · ·