Wed, 16 September

ONE-ARMED PAPER HANGER, n. 1. A tradesman attempting to hang wallpaper — smooth, paste, match the seam — using only one arm. 2. informal. A person handed three jobs and one gloved hand; see: kickoff, leadership, standup. 3. Graham. 4. compare: juggler with two hats, cat with nine lives, someone else's Tuesday. 5. chalked, fast, still grinning when the steam cleared.