Day 258 of 2026
“Why Is the Cellotape Over There”
FOR SALE — ONE (1) MONUMENTAL ROLL OF TAPE
Never used. Slightly out of register.
Suitable for holding together: five meetings collapsed into one huddle, a cooling paper cup, ninety-nine mornings and counting.
Viewing by appointment only — the crowd will not stop pointing at it.
Minor imperfection where the paint has skipped over brick; adds character.
No reasonable offer refused. No unreasonable ones either.
Must collect before Day 1.