Fri, 17 April

Ministry of Awesome, n. 1. A jurisdiction with no territory, only bandwidth. Governed by whoever shows up two minutes early and asks how everyone's doing. 2. The interval between joining and beginning. See also: the real meeting. 3. (archaic, Christchurch) A room full of people who believed that if you got enough earnest humans in one place and gave them bad coffee and good wifi, something would ignite. They were right, mostly. 4. Ali's square. Still loading. Always, in some sense, still loading.