Day 106 of 2026
“You Get Paid Really Well But It's Really Hard Work”
AUTHORITY, n.
1. The condition of being listened to. Acquired, in most cases, through age, title, or the possession of relevant documentation. Occasionally conferred by the universe upon a nine-year-old holding a plastic hard hat, for reasons the universe has not explained.
2. The look on a grown man's face when he realizes the argument is over and he lost.
3. What gets passed, without ceremony, across a diagonal.