Tue, 18 November

Tuesday, n. 1. The day that folds itself into quarters and will not lie flat. 2. A hinge between intention and repetition, often mistaken for Wednesday by those not paying attention. 3. The sound of chairs being pulled out at exactly the same time in different rooms. 4. (Archaic) From the Old English Tīwesdæg, named for a one-handed god of law and procedure. 5. (Meteorological) A unit of cloud measured in obligations per hour. 6. The only day that rhymes with nothing, not even itself. 7. A plate set down. Another plate set down beside it. The geometry of someone else's hunger aligned with yours.