Mon, 19 October

FOR SALE: one (1) dusk, lightly used, forked twice. Location: whichever lane you are not currently in. Comes with: a stalled engine, two phones already ringing, a boy growing into his own fists, a girl turning sideways through chalk and air, a dog with nine o'clock free and no stated opinion on either direction. Condition: brick showing through the paint. Viewing by appointment only — appointment is now. No reasonable offer refused. No refunds on either lane.