Wed, 8 July

LEGO® STAR WARS™ EXPOSITION HALL (WITH DOMESTIC INTERRUPTION) Building Set No. 2026-07-08 Piece Count: 1 Contents: One (1) enormous Stormtrooper helmet, scale approximately 1:1 with awe. One (1) X-Wing, nose cone exceeding recommended clearance. One (1) toddler-fig, arms raised, non-poseable in this configuration — the hinge is stuck at maximum wonder. One (1) open refrigerator, cold-light aqua, door will not close; something cold and delightful has been found and is being held aloft. One (1) folding table, one (1) grey laptop-plate, one (1) adult-fig, accounts settled, attention already elsewhere. Compatible with: ages 1½ and up. Not included: the sensation of being the smallest thing in the room and finding this entirely acceptable.