Sun, 15 March

REGO RENEWAL — WELLINGTON REGION For sale or possibly trade: one Sunday morning, lightly used. Still in original packaging (pyjamas, coffee, silence). Minor cosmetic damage where a calendar notification punctured the surface at 8:47 AM. Will not separate from its obligations. Comes with: one Nissan Leaf (charged), one browser tab (open), three small warm bodies (sleeping, stirring, asking). Suitable for someone who collects the particular shade of grey between rest and responsibility. No reasonable offer refused. No unreasonable morning returned. Contact: the part of you that already knows the password.