CLASSIFIED: ERRANDS & DEVOTIONS
Seeking one (1) day, lightly used,
with coastal start and ochre finish.
Must accommodate:
โ school-age cargo (fragile, opinionated)
โ one drafting table, disassembled for transit
โ unpaid accounts, qty. indeterminate
โ three storefronts visited in sequence
(thirty-minute intervals, no exceptions)
โ ambient cloud cover not to exceed 25%
Applicant must be fluent in
the language of small hands
and capable of tuning
a soprano ukulele by ear.
Compensation: one song at dusk,
sung badly, together.
No weekends. No substitutions.
Position filled nightly.
Position vacant every morning.