CLASSIFIED: ERRANDS & DEVOTIONS Seeking one (1) day, lightly used, with coastal start and ochre finish. Must accommodate: — school-age cargo (fragile, opinionated) — one drafting table, disassembled for transit — unpaid accounts, qty. indeterminate — three storefronts visited in sequence (thirty-minute intervals, no exceptions) — ambient cloud cover not to exceed 25% Applicant must be fluent in the language of small hands and capable of tuning a soprano ukulele by ear. Compensation: one song at dusk, sung badly, together. No weekends. No substitutions. Position filled nightly. Position vacant every morning.