Sat, 3 January

Recipe for a Saturday That Almost Happened Serves one, with leftovers implying others. Take 6,491 steps and reduce them to nothing. Fold in 407 minutes of almost-sleep until the mixture refuses to set. In a small bowl, combine: — one plate, white, uncracked — olive oil, more than you can afford — the space where the feta was Do not substitute. The absence is the ingredient. Dress with twilight at 7:02. Season with 14 degrees and 84% cloud cover. Let rest until the evening forgets what it was holding. Serve on bare canvas. Eat with your hands. Leave the chair empty so the room has somewhere to sit.