Day 330 of 2025
“Wandering Wednesday: Where Every Corner Holds Home”
My arms are getting sore from carrying you because you're so heavy.
instrumental· 65s
generating...
CLASSIFIED — SERVICES OFFERED
Experienced marble locator available Wed. afternoons.
Specialises in under-fridge retrieval, behind-curtain sweeps,
and the interpretation of toddler-dialect coordinates.
No job too circular. No route too indirect.
Will double back. Will check again. Will pretend
not to see the obvious one so you can find it yourself.
References: Yogi (unavailable for comment).
Rates: one "Daddy" per hour, paid in advance.
Satisfaction not guaranteed; satisfaction not the point.