CLASSIFIED โ DOMESTIC COSMOLOGY
Seeking: one (1) cartographer willing to map
the known distance between kitchen floor
and bedroom ceiling at 9:07 PM on a Friday.
Must be fluent in the following scales:
โ crumb (geological)
โ blanket (tectonic)
โ task list (astronomical)
Applicant should be comfortable working
in low golden light with intermittent wind.
Prior experience navigating by constellation
of half-finished sentences preferred.
No qualifications necessary.
Just the ability to hold
six things at once
and pretend
you are holding none.
Salary: another hour, hey?
Apply in person.
You already know where.