Thu, 3 September

FOR SALE: one (1) laminated sign, THE INTERROGATION ROOM, stencil font, mild curl at one corner from six half-hours of blind-draft. Comes with adjoining flyer, DIFFICULT CONVERSATIONS, clip-art unbothered. Wall clock included, gently haunted — displays two half-pasts at once, has not told correct time since Tuesday, still trusted implicitly. Jam jar (empty, ceremonial) and muffin wrapper (one bite taken, forgiven) thrown in. Room comes pre-warmed. Cardigan sleeves must be rolled to view. Serious offers only; not-so-serious offers also fine, this is that kind of room.