Mon, 27 July

FORM 27-B (REVISED): CERTIFIED ATTESTATION OF DISPLAY ABSENCE I, the undersigned monitor, being of sound chassis and stable power draw, hereby confirm that all four (4) attached input sources have been duly acknowledged, logged, and disregarded in accordance with standard operating procedure. The screen remains blank not through malfunction but through the exercise of institutional discretion. See Appendix C: 'XBOX?' — matter referred to subcommittee. Subcommittee has not met. Subcommittee will not meet. The subcommittee is the monitor. The hedgehog's findings regarding the HDMI cable are noted and filed under: Not Our Department. The winter outside is within acceptable parameters. This form certifies nothing. Please retain for your records.