Day 202 of 2026
“The Trolley Interlude”
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INCIDENT REPORT — CHRISTCHURCH BRANCH
Time of occurrence: approximately 14:23
Nature of incident: whiteboard trolley, unsecured
Witnesses: three (3) staff members, one (1) minor
Casualties: nil, though Gerald's coffee came very close
Action taken: none immediately
Action pending: further consideration
Recommendation: that laughter, on balance, is the appropriate first response
Secondary recommendation: that agenda item four be tabled until the room has recovered
Weather at time of incident: pewter, mid-drizzle, the usual
Author of this report: the man still deciding