Tue, 9 December

cubist, adj. 1. Of or relating to the practice of seeing all sides of a Tuesday at once, none of them the side you wanted. 2. Describing a state in which a single human occupies four meetings simultaneously yet is present at none of them. 3. Of a dinner plate: fractured into the memory of lunch you skipped, the agenda item you forgot, and the grey space between. See also: overcast, v. — to cast oneself over too many hours. See also: garden, n. — the panel that exists only at the edge.