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DAY 216
“The Backwards Hoodie Theorem”
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HOW TO PUT ON A JACKET
(method 2 of 2)
1. Thread the left arm through the right sleeve.
2. Thread the right arm through the collar.
3. Wear the result as a sash.
4. Do not smile. You are demonstrating.
5. Your brother has already done it differently.
He is also right.
6. The door is cold.
The door can wait.
You are Jas, holding a small jacket toward a 2-year-old who is already convinced he has won — tap to gently redirect the hoodie toward the correct arm hole before the front door opens and the 3-degree Wellington morning declares everyone equally right.