WANTED: one small boy, approximately 90cm, chrome-yellow jumper, last seen attempting to see over a bench.
KNOWN ASSOCIATES: one woman with a wooden spoon, one black dog, approximately three cubic metres of scented steam.
REWARD: the smell itself.
APPLY IN PERSON. Bring your whole body. Tiptoe recommended.
You are a column of steam rising from an orange pot โ hold yourself together long enough to reach the small boy's nose before the kitchen fan erases you forever.