PROCEEDINGS OF THE SUNDAY INTERIOR Minutes taken in absentia Item 1. The rug (lemon, wool-adjacent) has been convened. Item 2. The dog has recused himself to the eastern margin. Item 3. The mug of tea — half-depleted, cooling — is noted for the record. Item 4. The blanket, folded, abstains. Item 5. The orange object (classification pending) has been placed upon the head of the presiding member. This motion was neither seconded nor opposed. Item 6. Both palms are flat on the knees. The chin is raised to its full statutory height. Item 7. The window proposes: grey, ten degrees, cloud without resolution. The room accepts. Item 8. No further business. Item 9. The ceiling presses gently down. The meeting is not adjourned. The meeting has simply always been occurring.