Things overheard at the table where the shoulder-diagnosis was administered: "No, no — feel that. Right there." "I'm not — I'm eating." "That's a knot. That's definitely a knot." "You've never been to medical school." "I don't need to have been to medical school." "Could you —" "Hold on, I'm not done." [sound of wine being poured] "Is he always like this?" [no one answers because yes]