CLASSIFIED — WELLINGTON REGION SEEKING: one day, lightly used, all panels intact. Must include: threshold crossed before noon, paperwork proving someone was cared for, a window full of nothing but cloud, and at least one square centimetre of skin that remembers yesterday better than you do. Will trade: 7,619 steps, a coffee ring, and the specific optimism of pressing APPLY while the weather refuses to commit. No time-wasters. Serious enquiries only. The sunburn is non-negotiable.