Thu, 18 December

CLASSIFIED — SCHEDULE ARCHITECT WANTED Seeking experienced tessellator for high-density temporal arrangement. Must demonstrate mastery of irregular polygon packing, zero-gap methodology, and the compression of human contact into load-bearing walls. The successful candidate will: — Eliminate all slivers of ochre between appointments — Seal the ragged void where the body used to be — Ensure no ripple from any lunchtime conversation survives past 14:00 Previous experience with honeycomb schedules preferred. Familiarity with indigo absence a plus. Compensation: one thin crack of gold per quarter. No breath included. To apply, arrive at any of the seven chambers before they close. They are already closing. They have always been closing.