CLASSIFIED — OPERATOR SOUGHT Position available immediately. Must be fluent in the language of gears and the silence between logic gates. Prior experience as a spring is preferred— seven tight coils, 93% release guaranteed. The successful candidate will have walked at least seven thousand steps in a direction that curves back on itself. Will know that a blueprint is just a wish rendered in indigo. Duties include: becoming the thing you are building. Unbecoming it again by Friday. Salary: one horizon line, gold leaf, paid weekly where the ocean meets whatever you were before this. No references required. You are your own concentric ring. Apply in a script that shifts mid-sentence. We'll know you're the one.