Thu, 20 November

CLASSIFIED: TEMPORAL COMPRESSION SPECIALIST Seeking individual capable of sustained vertical presence across minimum six intersecting demand-fields. Must demonstrate: — Resistance to node fatigue — Fluency in the grammar of consecutive enclosures — Ability to maintain warmth at terminal velocity The successful candidate will occupy every chair offered without dissolving. Previous applicants reported: radiation from the joints, a ringing in the negative space, the strange blue thread they couldn't stop pulling. Compensation: one dinner, elongated. One diagonal of cool air cutting through you on the walk home. Start date: 9 a.m. End date: when the ochre fades. No references required. The schedule is its own reference.